Making Out Is A Waste Of Time: Let’s Get To It #TNNS177
- PDA Tolerance
- Best Friend's Wife
- Bring out your dead...next year
Jaye Smooth wants me to be fat. Maybe just closer to his size. This isn't going to happen. I am entirely on my way to "summertime fine". It is hard to hear his insults through his mouthful of a extra creamy Twix bar.
Jamie Mack wants to know whether or not we have a problem with making out in public. I think making out in front of people is very tacky. Jaye Smooth doesn’t think that black people make out. Jamie Mack is okay with it as long as he can watch. It turns out that Jaye Smooth is a very romantic guy. He walks us through an evening of pampering and dead roses.
Jaye Smooth takes time to let us know how he would swat flies and mosquitos in Africa.
Next we discuss a listener submitted topic about an awful version of infidelity. If you caught your best friend’s wife out with another member of your friend’s family, what would you do? Is it better to tell the friend, tell the friend’s wife, or stay out? Jaye Smooth flip flops. Either way, this is a sticky position to be in. There is no perfect answer.
We slip into a conversation about walking in on your wife with another man. How do you handle that? Fight, flight, or something else? But Jaye hijacks to talk about animal vagina.
Finally, Jaye Smooth wants to talk about the people on the Indonesian island of Sulawesi, the Torajan people believe that a person is not truly dead until water buffalo have been sacrificed at their funeral, serving as the vehicle to the afterlife. Until that time, the bodies are may be kept at the family's home for weeks, months or years and are fed and cared for as if they were alive.
How could we not talk about this spooky stuff?
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